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emma

@Anonymous

Yes my dear

i rlly want 2 buy a sweatshirt that just says misandry on it bc im garbage and want 2b controversial but mostly want attention

@Anonymous

well as long as ur motivations are pure (these are truly pure motivations & I therefore approve)

queerbaitingforgodot:

sex is a lot like the Iliad. you thrust spears, you get constant long winded metaphors about lions, zeus is there

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

abilliondollarsonaelevator:

I’m screaming ME

(Source: theonion)

(Source: 8-bitfiction)

fohk:

*is proud of dark circles*

*is proud of looking like death*

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

(Source: sassycybr)

I don’t know where I’m at really

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(Source: 8-bitfiction)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark